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Corporate Jargon Purge

Type how you feel. Stay employed — or expose the fluff.

How you actually feel

Corporate-safe

I am stepping away to align my bandwidth for high-impact deliverables later today.

about this toy

Corporate Jargon Purge

Corporate Jargon Purge is a side-by-side text toy. Sanitize mode rewrites how you actually feel into meeting-safe fluff. Decoder mode pastes passive-aggressive email and prints a brutal translation plus a 0–100% Corporate Bullshit Score. Download a PNG card and send it to someone who should be working. Free, client-side, and extremely unprofessional in the best way.